In order to start this off this is about FPS (First Person Shooter) games on the computer. They own, i mean where else can you find a game where u can shoot someone, blow someone up, knife them, humiliate, trash talk, and communicate with the outside world so you can somewhat feel like you have a life. Unless the people you find online are complete buttts with their thumb up their butts while looking at Mature material but that can be a different news journal ;D. Where to begin, the hilariousness can be explained by my recent pictures of the floating grenade which was pure genious!!!!!  I mean where else do you see that, I mean while I wasw playing i was just mesmerized like hey i pulled the pin.......and no boom......hmmm what does this mean....then BAM!!!!! But before the bam i got that beauitiful picture we see now . The other one was  i just knifed my friend (Grego) to death with a knife in the groin........yeah me and the groin and video games.....may sound realy gay but jus think where do you shoot a male in a video game where you laugh for hours huh? I mean in other games they grab their pride and fall into the light, in this game you jus kind of flinch like "hey that tickles" then "BAM!!!!" you are dead lol. I mean even at times i knifed people in the head and you hear in an action tone "HEADSHOT!!!!" so its like headshot...with a knife.......... WOO HOOOOOO! Although recently i was playing metal gear solid 4 feeling a soldier up for supplies when that soldier happened to be a chick and when i attempted to grab its male pride, which was no where in site I got kicked across the room while getting called a perv when I realized "i felt up a girl soldier, what did i expect?" I mean on uy soldiers its jus hilarious ccause you hear some type of crunch sound and its like hehe...hahahahaha.....hehehehahahahah WOO! Then you jus think "i have any weopon at my disposal and a stealth suit, hmmmmmmm " Yeah ive experimented XD. The best has to be this one old school gun i bought in the gun which costed a million munny in that game and made me poop my pants like GOD. Then after some good old fashion skilled playing raised the money and bought it then I found out it was a musket so iwas like "One shot then a 15 second reload great........"then something amazing happened i shot a guy and a tornado came out of nowhere and swept the guy up and I jus saw a load of items, bulllets, magazines, etc  everywhere. I hadd  the bigggest smile on my face . It was just plain out crazy hilarious XD

So yeah that took a lot more time then i thought so good night peoples i go cross country weeeeee. MILEAGE!!!!!!!!!!