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  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: T.V
  • Reading: my mouse
  • Watching: law and order
  • Playing: metal gear solid 4
  • Eating: my future breakfast
  • Drinking: orange juice
In order to start this off this is about FPS (First Person Shooter) games on the computer. They own, i mean where else can you find a game where u can shoot someone, blow someone up, knife them, humiliate, trash talk, and communicate with the outside world so you can somewhat feel like you have a life. Unless the people you find online are complete buttts with their thumb up their butts while looking at Mature material but that can be a different news journal ;D. Where to begin, the hilariousness can be explained by my recent pictures of the floating grenade which was pure genious!!!!!  I mean where else do you see that, I mean while I wasw playing i was just mesmerized like hey i pulled the pin.......and no boom......hmmm what does this mean....then BAM!!!!! But before the bam i got that beauitiful picture we see now :D. The other one was  i just knifed my friend (Grego) to death with a knife in the groin........yeah me and the groin and video games.....may sound realy gay but jus think where do you shoot a male in a video game where you laugh for hours :D huh? I mean in other games they grab their pride and fall into the light, in this game you jus kind of flinch like "hey that tickles" then "BAM!!!!" you are dead lol. I mean even at times i knifed people in the head and you hear in an action tone "HEADSHOT!!!!" so its like headshot...with a knife.......... WOO HOOOOOO! Although recently i was playing metal gear solid 4 feeling a soldier up for supplies when that soldier happened to be a chick and when i attempted to grab its male pride, which was no where in site I got kicked across the room while getting called a perv when I realized "i felt up a girl soldier, what did i expect?" I mean on uy soldiers its jus hilarious ccause you hear some type of crunch sound and its like hehe...hahahahaha.....hehehehahahahah WOO! Then you jus think "i have any weopon at my disposal and a stealth suit, hmmmmmmm :D" Yeah ive experimented XD. The best has to be this one old school gun i bought in the gun which costed a million munny in that game and made me poop my pants like GOD. Then after some good old fashion skilled playing raised the money and bought it then I found out it was a musket so iwas like "One shot then a 15 second reload great........"then something amazing happened i shot a guy and a tornado came out of nowhere and swept the guy up and I jus saw a load of items, bulllets, magazines, etc  everywhere. I hadd  the bigggest smile on my face :D. It was just plain out crazy hilarious XD

So yeah that took a lot more time then i thought so good night peoples i go cross country weeeeee. MILEAGE!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Current Residence: A box with a computer
  • Interests: Star wars chewbacca comic con hollister power ranger X Force GO! People friends family
  • Favourite movie: Beerfest
  • Favourite band or musician: I like techno lol
  • Favourite genre of music: Many !
  • Favourite artist: System of a Down
  • Favourite poet or writer: a piec eof cheese
  • Favourite photographer: Swiss jacksta
  • MP3 player of choice: any but an I-pod
  • Shell of choice: shotgun shells
  • Wallpaper of choice: Star wars. lol
  • Skin of choice: idk
  • Favourite game: STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT SQUADRON PS3 WOOT!
  • Favourite gaming platform: NINTENDO WII
  • Favourite cartoon character: Woody -Toy Story
  • Personal Quote: ??? I like Cheese?
  • Tools of the Trade: Wii Dogs squirt gun

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:iconalanah77771:
OMG!!!! O_O
ITS YOU!!!.... O_O

where the hell have you been all this time? XD

anyways I'm glad to see your back! 8D *hug*

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:iconray-toro-is-sexi-666:
If A Fat Guy Grabs U and puts u in a bag, don't worry I told Santa I wanted u 4 Christmas!
Send this to 10 people u care about including me!
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE.
1-3= Not So Loving..
3-5= Uhh...
5-6= People like you
6-7= People luv you
8-9= Damn People ADORE you

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:iconkatararocks:
step sis found out but i havent

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:iconkatararocks:
yeah lol oh and i dont have guitar hero 3 but i might get it for christmas.

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:iconkatararocks:
thanks for the fav :hug:

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:iconray-toro-is-sexi-666:
you know what, Marco? i dont even care what you say about me anymore, because its not helping. i know you're on Carly's side, and i can totally respect that, but what pissed me off was that you were so high on your horse. you think you're so innocent and everything. i KNOW im not innocent, and im not trying to be! im trying to set some ground rules, because i KNOW for a fact that i was out of line when i posted my feelings about Carly. what YOU need to realize is that the only person that is YOUR side, is Carly. no one likes you, and its not ALL because of me. its because they feel the same way. and im not talking about my friends on here. im talking about my friends at school. id rather be a complete and total outcast then have to deal with you. you were right on one thing, Mikaela is NOT helping in this situation, because i have a feeling that she's headed toward Carly's side. i dont have a problem with that. id rather be alone in this war then have to battle you alone. if you get the chance, tell Carly to talk to me, dont take stuff into your own hands.

i want this to end, but its not going to if you keep provoking me with all your talk of "i need to get over it."

TAKE YOUR OWN DAMN ADVICE FOR ONCE!!!

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:blackrose:Nikki Doucet:blackrose:

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:iconmarkafet:
I jus found this

How much time did you spend yelling at me lol?!?

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:iconray-toro-is-sexi-666:
too much

XD

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Sunnyvale Trailer Park Presents: Messin' With Samsquanch.
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:iconmarkafet:
hahahah nice answer

Were over this right Nympho Ray Lover hahhahaha

I can't coninue a story crap!

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:iconray-toro-is-sexi-666:
i dint get it, why are YOU saying shit to me and not Carly?

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Sunnyvale Trailer Park Presents: Messin' With Samsquanch.
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